yzma:

pull the lever kronk

(via whenwillhappinesscome)

groovymuttations:

you could hit me with a car and i’d still say sorry

(Source: mako, via ma-natee)

fartgallery:

“high school is the best time of your life”

(via princessvanslo)

Someone come kiss me plz

yeah there are a lot of fish in the sea but how many have low standards

(Source: esexist, via alzhighmers)